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Con esto podréis ser un padre de primera
wHY THE FUCK IS IT IN SPANISH WHAT DOES IT SAY
With this you will be able to see a first father
(via itslikethatfrenchthing)
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“Yeah, at least we don’t do that.”
(via itslikethatfrenchthing)
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woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
i’m laughing so hard TORANDO WARNADO
(via scienceing)
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At lunch today, my friend stated(in the manliest of ways) that he found Luke Bryan to be a very attractive man. To which I replied: Indeed. He has hips like Shakira and the face of a god.
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When I was in the 6th grade, I used to take my bike to school.
One fall afternoon, I was riding it by the school buses, and I decided it was safer to walk it.
But when I swung my leg over to get off the bike, my jacket got caught on the bike seat and I fell over onto the ground.
Everyone saw and everyone laughed. I was mortified.
6th grade sucks.
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(via annaomgz)
